Olympians..
They are althletic Gods, but sadly, their parents set them up for humiliation all through elementary school! You can't have your cake and eat it too. (I guess?) (Good thing they excel in Sports (and make a lot of money).. because God knows they could never become a teacher/doctor/politician...)
1. Destinee Hooker - USA - Women's Volleyball
(Her mother wanted her to play Volleyball, that, or become an exotic dancer)
2. Yoshie Takesshita - Japan - Women's Volleyball
(With a name like that, I am sure she suffers from IBS all the time)
3. Karen Cockburn - Canada - Trampoline
(She must be stellar in the bedroom)
4. Lian Tancock - Great Britain - Swimming
(I guess after some Cockburn, you pray for a Tancock?)
5. Sven Knipphals - Germany - Athletics
(A nipple for everyday of the week!)
6. Yoo Suk Kim - Korea - Athletics
(But who swallows?)
7. Macarena Aguilar Diaz - Spain - Handball
(HEYYYY... Macarena!)
8. Ali Hasen Mahboob - Kenya - Athletics
(Someone should get their boob back!)
9. German Sanchez Sanchez
(You know, the northern European cousin of Dirty Sanchez!)
10. Brent Newdick - New Zealand - Athletics
(Brent, what happened to your old dick?)
11. Dong Dong - China - Trampoline
(no explanation needed)
12. Ivona Dadic - Austrian - Heptathlete
(You want a whatta?)
13. Sparkle McKnight - Trinidad - Track and Field
(Twinkle Twinkle...)
14. Gavin Smellie - Canada - Track
(Someone please get this guy some deodorant!)
15. Misty May - USA - Vollyball
(With a name like that she could be a very successful exotic dancer)
16. Juilo Alsogaray - Argentina- Sailing
(Talk about an identity crisis!)
17. Werner Muff - Sweden - Equestrian
(if you know me at all you know why I find this hilarious!)
Enjoy the Olympics!
Xo.
DSB
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